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Hubmart In GRA Ikeja As the Bukateria Of Bland And Tasteless Food

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Dear Hubmart, you’re killing my appetite; Imagine you are very hungry, then you find an eatery; nice place, exciting interior and colorful display of different food items, what would you think? You’ve found just the right place to show the hunger who the boss is, right?

Spoiler alert: if that eatery is Hubmart’s Food Court, you are about to ruin your appetite.

I spend most of my time at Ikeja GRA, where Hubmart has one of its stores. When the store opened in 2017, I was one of those first timers who flooded it, particularly the food court. The food court became my go-to choice for two reasons; it is the closest eatery, with the cheapest price range. These have kept me hooked despite the tasteless meals served.

The worse of Hubmart’s dishes, in my opinion, is the Jollof Rice. I mean, who gets jollof rice wrong? It tastes like uncooked rice dipped in cheap tomato paste. The redness of it is enticing to the eyes but that is as far as you get with the recipe. Bland, uncooked heap of rice! I stopped eating it after repeated disappointments. My taste bud could take it no longer.

Sometimes, I think Hubmart is in only for the aesthetics of food and cares less about the most important, taste. When you walk into the GRA outlet, the bright colored chairs and paintings endear you. The artistic display of varieties of rice—Mexican rice, mushroom rice, Chinese rice—is always, always inviting. You would be conflicted by the number of options to choose from. However, a taste of these dishes and your tongue is greeted with heavy alcoholic preservatives. Whatever brand of preservative put in the food, it kills the taste of the popping green peas, sweet corns, carrots, and other condiments that could have contributed flavor to the mix.

The taste of the red beans is even more hurtful. I love beans and everything that comes with beans, except canned beans. I am always excited when I get to eat a well, cooked beans, just as I am deeply hurt when you make a mess of this special delicacy. Hubmart’s red beans is simply a hurriedly, mixed bowl of the cheapest species of beans, palm oil, and seasoning powder. It is the most basic and bland red beans I have ever eaten. There is always something wrong with it: undone beans, uncooked palm oil that feels like one is licking grease, over salt— everyone in the business of cooking knows too much salt in beans ruins the pot.

The plain, boiled rice is the most embarrassing dish from Hubmart. Embarrassing because that is the simplest way to cook rice. It requires no creativity or special skills. Simply wash the rice clean, boil and add salt to taste, but somehow, Hubmart manages to get it wrong. The rice never has salt and always seem to need two more minutes of steam to get it rightly done. I once asked why the rice is saltless, I was told it is intentional. If you would not add salt in a meal, at least let us know that the rice is ‘unsalted’.

However, despite how many time Hubmart has ruined my appetite, I keep going back, not just because of proximity and price but because of its customer relations. Many of the staffers are very cautious, like Emmanuel, guy who makes Sharwama, the two pharmacists—Titi and Pelumi—at the drug store. Also, Hubmart’s Sharwama is the best around. It’s egg sauce and yam is not a terrible dish either.

— @RealBanjo

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1.4 million UTME candidates scored below 200 – JAMB

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The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, on Monday, released the results of the 2024 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, showing that 1,402,490 candidates out of 1,842,464 failed to score 200 out of 400 marks.

The number of candidates who failed to score half of the possible marks represents 78 per cent of the candidates whose results were released by JAMB.

Giving a breakdown of the results of the 1,842,464 candidates released, the board’s Registrar, Prof. Ishaq Oloyede, noted that, “8,401 candidates scored 300 and above; 77,070 scored 250 and above; 439,974 scored 200 and above while 1,402,490 scored below 200.”

On naming the top scorers for the 2024 UTME, Oloyede said, “It is common knowledge that the board has, at various times restated its unwillingness to publish the names of its best-performing candidates, as it considers its UTME as only a ranking examination on account of the other parameters that would constitute what would later be considered the minimum admissible score for candidates seeking admission to tertiary institutions.

“Similarly, because of the different variables adopted by respective institutions, it might be downright impossible to arrive at a single or all-encompassing set of parameters for generating a list of candidates with the highest admissible score as gaining admission remains the ultimate goal. Hence, it might be unrealistic or presumptive to say a particular candidate is the highest scorer given the fact that such a candidate may, in the final analysis, not even be admitted.

“However, owing to public demand and to avoid a repeat of the Mmesoma saga as well as provide a guide for those, who may want to award prizes to this set of high-performing candidates, the Board appeals to all concerned to always verify claims by candidates before offering such awards.”

Oloyede also noted that the results of 64,624 out of the 1,904,189, who sat the examination, were withheld by the board and would be subject to investigation.

He noted that though a total of 1,989,668 registered, a total of 80,810 candidates were absent.

“For the 2024 UTME, 1,989,668 candidates registered including those who registered at foreign centres. The Direct Entry registration is still ongoing.

“Out of a total of 1,989,668 registered candidates, 80,810 were absent. A total of 1,904,189 sat the UTME within the six days of the examination.

“The Board is today releasing the results of 1,842,464 candidates. 64,624 results are under investigation for verification, procedural investigation of candidates, Centre-based investigation and alleged examination misconduct.”

Oloyede also said the board, at the moment, conducts examination in nine foreign centres namely: Abidjan, Ivory Coast; Addis Ababa, Ethiopia; Buea, Cameroon; Cotonou, Republic of Benin; London, United Kingdom; Jeddah, Saudi Arabia; and Johannesburg, South Africa.

“The essence of this foreign component of the examination is to market our institutions to the outside world as well as ensuring that our universities reflect the universality of academic traditions, among others. The Board is, currently, fine-tuning arrangements for the conduct of the 2024 UTME in these foreign centres,” he said.

 

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Nigerian Pastor Slams N500Million Suit On Church Member Who Demanded Return Of His Lexus SUV After Alleged Failed Prophecy

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Dr. David Emmanuel Ovie, the Head Pastor and General Overseer of the God in Action Liberation Mission has slammed a five hundred million naira (N500 million) suit on one of his church members who demanded the return of his SUV from the church after an alleged failed prophecy.

We gathered the church member identified as Temitope Monday Diamond gave his Lexus RX330 to the church after a prophecy.

 

Temitope told SaharaReporters that the pastor of the church at Okuokoko in the Uvwie Local Government Area of Delta State asked him to sacrifice his most precious property so that things could work well for him financially.

 

He said, “This pastor told me to sacrifice my most precious property so that things will be working well for me financially which I did by sacrificing my vehicle, Lexus RX330.

 

“After four months and things had not picked up as he said, my wife called him to know what was happening but he got angry and told me that my wife was rude and that he wanted to refund the money he got when he sold the vehicle – which is N4 million.

 

“We have been waiting for him to send the money since around December and January but he had refused to do so. We called and texted him but no response, we had to go to the church with a few friends and two soldiers who were not armed, just to accompany us (for security purposes).

 

“He called the youths of the community to beat us up before handing us over to Ebrumede police station. When we got there, we were detained. We later got bailed with N200,000 before the Divisional Police Officer could hear from us. The DPO called us to his office and we narrated everything to him as the pastor lied to him that we were kidnappers.

 

“The DPO judged the case in our favour and demanded that the car be refunded or he should pay the N4 million he made from selling the car. He agreed that he would be paying one million naira every week in February so that by month’s end, he would finish paying the money.

 

“By the second week of March, he still hadn’t paid a penny. Then the IPO in charge of the case called to tell us that the lawyer was pleading on his behalf and that he would be paying one million naira every month end. Then I got angry and said if he (the pastor) wanted to stress me over the money, he should return my car for breaching the agreement we had at the DPO’s office.

 

“We later heard that he filed a suit against us at Orerokpe High Court. The court was to sit on Monday, April 15 but was adjourned to May 10.

 

“The lawsuit says he is suing us for N500 million for coming to his church with an army and that the car cannot be returned because it had been sold. And that we are using police from Asaba to threaten him and his members, which is false.”

 

However, in a court document obtained by SaharaReporters on Tuesday signed by one Ogedengbe, the Applicant (General Overseer) alleged that he was arrested and detained on January 21, which Temitope said was the same day he and his friends stormed the church to ask for the N4 million he had promised to send.

 

The respondents in the document are Temitope Monday Diamond as the 1st respondent; Divisional Police Officer, Ebrumede Police Station, Delta State as 2nd respondent and the Commissioner of Police in Delta State as 3rd respondent.

 

The relief sought by the applicant reads in part, “A declaration that the arrest and detention of the applicant on the 21st day of January, 2024 by officers of the 3rd Respondent attached to the office of the 2nd respondent at the behest of the 1st Respondent is a gross violation of the applicant right to personal liberty guaranteed under section 35 (1) of the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended).

 

“A declaration that the threatened arrest of the applicant by officers of the 3rd respondent at the instance of the 1st respondent over demand for the return of a car donation made to the God in Action Liberation Mission is a threatened violation of the applicant’s right to personal liberty guaranteed by section 33(1) of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 (as amended).

 

“The sum of five hundred million naira (N500, 000,000.00 only as damages.”

 

When contacted by SaharaReporters to hear his version of the story, the cleric said, “What I can tell you is that the matter is in court. I charged the matter to court because they came into the church with thugs and started fighting me and trying to harm me.

 

“It was during a live service in the middle of a wedding; that was when my members started fighting them.

 

“They came with weapons; knife and battle axe. One of them came with a gun as I was told. We handed them over to the community chairman while he took them to the police station.”

 

When asked whether he was arrested and detained by the police on January 21 as claimed in the court document, he said, “My lawyer asked me not to answer any further questions.”

 

“I don’t know what the constitution says, I only know the bible,” he added.

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Aare Abisoye Fagade Stands with Oyo State: Condemns Governor Seyi Makinde’s Assault on Democracy

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Today, with a heavy heart and a deep sense of duty to the people of Oyo State, Aare Abisoye Fagade, a staunch advocate for justice and a revered pillar of the All Progressives Congress (APC), raises his voice in resolute condemnation of the egregious assault on democracy orchestrated by Governor Seyi Makinde.

 

As the heartbeat of democracy in Nigeria, Oyo State has been dealt a grievous blow by Governor Makinde’s calculated campaign of electoral subterfuge. Withholding election materials across the state, Governor Makinde has callously deprived our beloved citizens of their fundamental right to participate in free and fair elections, a right that lies at the very core of our democratic ethos.

 

But this is not merely an attack on the mechanics of an election; it is an attack on the soul of Oyo State, on the hopes and aspirations of its people, and on the principles of justice and equality that we hold dear. Governor Makinde’s actions betray a callous disregard for the sanctity of the ballot box and a cynical determination to silence the voices of the people.

 

In this moment of trial, Aare Abisoye Fagade stands shoulder to shoulder with the resilient sons and daughters of Oyo State, united in our determination to defend our democratic heritage against those who would seek to defile it. He calls upon all patriots, regardless of political affiliation, to join him in condemning Governor Makinde’s assault on democracy and in demanding accountability for this shameful betrayal of trust.

 

Let us stand together as one, Oyo State, in defense of our democracy, in defense of our future, and in defense of the principles that bind us together as a people. For it is only by standing firm in the face of tyranny that we can ensure a brighter tomorrow for generations yet unborn.

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